Favourite Quote at the Moment

Yes, in continuing the tradition of procrastination, I have just discovered the most hilarious quote in someone else's Blog. (Damn you! Why can't I be that witty?!) But seriously, I ask you:

"I was once a big man on campus, now I'm a middle-aged douchebag."

Which leads me to tell you that douchebag is one of my more favourite words right now, because cunt has just lost all of its explosive boorishness, since friends and family are now desensitized due to my overusage. Damn the man. Douchebag. Heh.