Favourite Quote at the Moment

Yes, in continuing the tradition of procrastination, I have just discovered the most hilarious quote in someone else's Blog. (Damn you! Why can't I be that witty?!) But seriously, I ask you:

"I was once a big man on campus, now I'm a middle-aged douchebag."

Which leads me to tell you that douchebag is one of my more favourite words right now, because cunt has just lost all of its explosive boorishness, since friends and family are now desensitized due to my overusage. Damn the man. Douchebag. Heh.

Let's Get This Started....

How long did it take me to set this up? Long enough for me to feel fully justified in my self-proclaimed title of Procrastination Queen. At the moment I am supposed to be writing a paper for some stupid extracurricular which I shouldn't have joined - the only reason (of course) to do such a thing is for the prestigious title of Director of ------ on the resume. Wooo. Am also feeling magnanimous - thats right, magnanimous, due to the fact that this first entry is also taking away from that paper. Wonder if I really should have written 'daily' on the title of this blog - but honestly, who really cares that much? Not I.
In addition have also rearranged my cozy little 12 by 10 room - yay Housing. I have always want to write MasterCard ads:
"10 foot by 12 foot room: $350.00/month"
"Extra 20 pounds gained due to Cafeteria food: $3000.00/year"
"At least 40 textbooks that you will never use again: $150.00 each"
"Paying off a $40 000.00 student loan: the rest of your life"
"Realizing after four years that the overpriced piece of sheepskin you have received is as useful as single ply toilet paper: Priceless"

Did I mention I love academia?